What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
The hot dogs were pretty bad, but it was the brats that were the wurst.
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What is a plant's favorite college course?