What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
A rash of good luck.
Why was the cow afraid?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?