Why is it hard to hire a clown?
They have big shoes to fill.
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
How does a cow do math?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?