Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Because she missed her kid.
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What do little fish love to play with?