What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?