What do you call a hairless poodle?
A noodle!
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What do you call a dog in space?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?