Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
It dug up all the bones!
What did the stair machines call each other?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What did the airline worker name her child?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?