Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
It was in sand dollars.
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why are goats so funny?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What car always breaks the rules?
How does a penguin build its house?