Why was the picture sent to jail?
It was framed.
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?