What do birds serve on Halloween?
Tweets.
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?