Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
They only produce non-fat milk.
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?