Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Because they are chill-dren.
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Bears love exotic cars.
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?