Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
It always got cut.
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Which big cat loves to drive?