What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Baa-nilla.
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
How does the sun listen to music?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?