What animal scores the most in basketball?
A dunk-ey.
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What game does chlorine never lose?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?