Why was the caboose always sneezing?
It was the back of an a-choo choo train.
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Which president loved to take baths?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What school subject really rocks?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What kind of money do fishermen make?