What game do cows play at parties?
Moosical chairs.
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why are baseball games at night?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?