What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
A husky.
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
How are teens like cats?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Which state has the best streets?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What do you call octopus twins?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?