What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
A nickelback.
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What season begins with a thud?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?