What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Paw Prints.
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What kind of car does a chicken have?