What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky.
What's the laziest vegetable?
What nationality are most fish?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?