What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
A hissing contest.
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What animal loves Indian food?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why was the cat so small?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?