Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
It was radioactive.
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
How do you get straight A's?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Where do you take sick ponies?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?