What's a steak's favorite shoe?
A meat loafer.
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
How does a cow do math?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Who are Frosty's parents?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?