What superpower do all middle children have?
Invisibility.
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?