What do you call the wife of a hippie?
A Mississippi.
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?