What does Santa call Christmastime?
The ho-ho-ho-ildays.
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
How is life like toilet paper?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why are grandkids so great?
What did the sick chicken say?