Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
He was the designated hitter.
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What fish only swims at night?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
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What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?