What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
A mara-thorn.
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Who invented fractions?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?