Which parent knows if you are running late?
Father Time.
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What bird is always sad?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What did the bee say to the flower?
It's Crowded!
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What was the first animal in space?
What vegetables make the best music?
Which animal will never go bald?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What's red and smells like blue paint?