Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
It was on cloud nine!
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What do you call a tired tree?
What part of a football field is never the same?