What part of a football field is never the same?
The changing rooms.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why was the bunny upset?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?