Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
His heart wasn't in it.
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What do bees say in the summer?
Where do chips wear socks?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?