What kind of tree loves to high-five?
A palm tree!
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
How much does freedom weigh?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What do you call hiking college students?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?