What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
A fire-cracker.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What fish only swims at night?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
How can you make 7 even?
Where does water do all its banking?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?