Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
To admire the paw-traits.
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?