Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
She heard they had great broom service.
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?