What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Don't cry over spilled milk.
What bird is losing its hair?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why was the dog so popular?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What does Santa order at the bar?