Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Eye-celand!
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
How do you wash a lamb?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why did the frog starve?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do you give a sick pig?