Which animal makes the best landscaper?
A hedgehog.
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Are baby skunks cute?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?