What do you call a retired cowboy?
De-ranged.
Why did spring break up with winter?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
How do you talk to a giant?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?