Why was the bowling ball anxious?
It was hitting pins and needles!
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?