What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Frankincense.
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Where do horses reside?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why was the math book sad?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What's a henway?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?