What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
A snow cone.
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
How do frogs get to work?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What's the friendliest pen?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?