Why do orcas love to gossip?
They always have a whale of a tale.
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What day do hands always go to church?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"