Why did the cat run away from the tree?
It was afraid of the bark.
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What's the opposite of irony?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?