What do you call a thieving alligator?
A crookodile.
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What do you call the dog magician?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What kind of ant is good at math?