Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What do you call hiking college students?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
How much money does a skunk have?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Where does food go to take a nap?