What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
A dog sled.
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What do you call a famous turtle?
Who invented fractions?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Where do baby apes sleep?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
How do frogs get to work?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?