Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
It was gathering dust.
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What do you call octopus twins?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Where was Noah born?
What's the friendliest pen?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?